Mainly a blogger, covering a wide spectrum of topics. I’m educated in Law, Developmental Psychology, Behaviour Analysis at university level and am mid PhD. I have an opinion on everything. Always peer-reviewed and backed up with hard facts.
ALL things contained in my blog are MY OPINION and others are free to have their own. Yes I’m outrageous, yes I use a bit of poetic licence to add to the drama but never doubt that what I blog about comes from personal experience but are what I like to call flavour enhanced. Just two things to keep in mind when you read my blog. PERSONAL OPINION and POETIC LICENCE for enhancement and entertainment value. Nothing is gospel truth and I never suggest otherwise. Please remember that ANYTHING written should be taken in the context of my blog, which is whitty (at times), scathing (when needed) and from a PERSONA that doesn’t reflect the way I generally conduct myself in real life, like I said its flavour enhanced.
If it’s controversial, like gun reform, politics, religion, immunizations, expect to see a post on it at some point.
I’m a passionate childhood advocate, work with children with Autism Spectrum Disorders and other childhood disorders. Adults irritate me. I have 4 of my own kids.Yes I know what causes them. Sex! If you have an opinion on my uterus, my family size, will I have more? Unless you have the rights to my uterus, put the kid in there it take it out, I will cut you!
I’m all for equal rights, standing up for what I believe in, even if it’s going to make people angry. It’s not my intention but to get people to consider things they might not have before. To quote “The Newsroom” I’m on a mission to civilize! Though am always open to a new perspective.
I also moonlight as a tongue in cheek, narcissistic, OCD ridden, multiple personality and epic ranter. Theses are not for the faint hearted, it’s the only place I swear freely! In real life, I never cuss, hell I have 4 kids! No topic is off-limits, my mind wonders, posts go weird and wonderful places and I’m not a afraid to call a spade a spade. You get fair warnings as preludes to theses as I know they aren’t for everyone. It’s the only time I swear, as sentence enhancer I promise!
I also joke about being over medicated, it is a joke and will take the mickey out of almost anything.
I adore Grumpy Cat, have an epic failure that is one called Elliot that is an evil genius. Be careful what you wish for, you might get it and more.
I also have a wicked sense of humor, it can be zany, outrageous, black humour or just plain cooky. Depends on the day! I love random funnies.
You never know what you’re going to get! Neither do I as I sit down to write, my brain is like the Wizard Of Oz on crack and it sprouts out my fingers as it enters my brain. No filter. I also love random funnies, the more random the better. I’m diabetic, so the carb rush posts are off the wall carb high. It’s not medically approved but legal!
I love trolling dumb people and consider it a sport. I also enjoy attempted troll backs! As long as they ate smart and not overly personal or rude. But if you go there I’ll match you.
Sit back and hopefully enjoy the mad ride! Oh just a word of warning I find it impossible to proof my own work. No ones perfect, but I’m close! 😉 I also type long, so much crazy needs to be explained to be appreciated. Or I just sound nuts, half true, but aren’t we all? I challenge anyone to define “normal”, dare ya!
Enjoy, tell me off or cheer. Whatever you feel. I actually answer my comments and don’t mod them. Except for cheeky Chinese websites trying to sell me fake bags, I love shopping and bags, oh and diamonds, Just not the knockoff Chinese kind, quality issues!
Aug 13, 2014 @ 03:16:25
Ha! Cannot wait for the rant onslaught!