What To Do With The Golden Goose?

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Imagine my horror when Master 3 showed me THIS song on the iPad, in the collection of children’s songs that are a recommended download by his kindy.

Well I just worked out what wrong with this generation of kids. I found THIS on the iPad as a “children’s song”. There is the long 5 minute story to match.

The Golden Goose Goes Horribly Wrong!

The greater horror when I then watched the 6 fucking minute detailed story to match. Yeah detailed…. As in killing the goose. IN DETAIL, well after they dream of killing it and the riches that might be in its stomach.

What The Living Fuck?

The next generation is screwed! (and this app deleted)

I’m speechless….